Monday, 8 April 2013

Makankosappo

I grew up watching Dragon Ball Z. So naturally I was elated at this next craze known as Makankosappo. Started by a group of Japanese school girls, it mimics a supernatural fighting attack popularised by the show.






Japan

USA

See it in action in Mexico here http://bit.ly/142RV2q

Love, Noeline
xox

Monday, 18 March 2013

Public Pottering

It's the new planking/owling/brooming/Gangnam Style/Harlem Shake. Introducing the next big thing in all things viral: Public Pottering. Get on it.




Follow the Facebook page for Public Pottering here.

Love, Noeline
xox


Wednesday, 27 February 2013

Public, it's the new private.

It's funny how different social media channels can call for different - if not completely opposite levels of humility.

It was probably a sad day when even self-exhibitionists went with the crowd and put their Facebook profiles on private. But these egoists are resilient creatures. They found other ways of thriving.

They began posting risque thumbnails of themselves wearing close to nothing (it's just a bikini for God's sake, the fact that it shows more skin than my everyday underwear is completely beside the point). Next, they put on their humility-hat and began posting status updates complaining about all the creepy guys poking them, sending them messages and trying to add them. Have pity on me, for life is hard being this good looking.

But if you really want to see some guy's six pack, or some girl's cleavage photo-bombing her duckface - and if you want to enjoy these things in somewhat higher definition than what the Facebook thumbnail allows - chances are it's on Instagram for all to see. They will never ask how you found them or who the hell you think you are. Just keep showing them a little #instalove and they'll keep posting, so you can keep stalking. They call it 'following' now.


Keeping it real.

Noeline X




Monday, 11 February 2013

Gone viral. Back in 30 seconds.

I love me my viral videos. For anyone who hasn't yet seen the harlem shake, get on it! Here's a collection of my absolute faves. You are welcome!






Love, Noeline
xox

Monday, 4 February 2013

This full stop was brought to you by copy-paste

You know you need a new macbook when you've exhausted the full stop button. It was a good run, though. We've been through a lot.

I drafted my essays for the HSC on this thing. It was so long ago that they don't even call it the HSC anymore. It went with me to Spain and back, and processed every single university assignment I ever did.

Since my last blog I've shopped in Singapore, snorkeled in Koh Phangnan, rode an elephant in Phuket, and consumed a crocodile pie during a road trip to Byron Bay. This was shortly followed by force feeding myself an emu pie

It was one of those instances where you do something for the satisfaction of your future self, rather than scolding your past self for not just having done it. Because really, when's the next time you'll get to eat an emu pie? Exactly.

Today was also my first day at my new job. So say hello to the Strategy & Insight Analyst at one of the world's leading media agencies! 

After all the heartache and drama of job hunting, after waves of renewed hope, followed by relapses of self doubt - it all made sense. God was saving me from positions I was settling for, so that I could have my dream role later. The kind of role I was prepared to work at for years before branching off and getting promoted into 

I feel truly blessed now I can invest most of my energy doing something I'm passionate about; instead of going home tired from work, and waking up exhausted from all nighters just so I could keep up with uni work.

I feel blessed because I turned down a promotion from my old job - the salary of which would have been substantially more than what I make now. I had the luxury of choosing happiness over money, and I feel blessed for having the mind to choose the former.

I hope 2013 is as good to everyone else as it has been for me. Even if it means going through a few rough patches first.

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and good night!

Love, Noeline
xox

 

Saturday, 15 December 2012

Pain is love when it comes to shoes

If a girl describes a pair of heels as comfortable, still does not mean she could stand and walk and run and dance in them without, at some point, feeling like she's about to die.

It means that they're the least uncomfortable pair of heels. They're comfortable within a frame of discomfort.

And despite being the shoe of choice, stiletto heels were made for a utopian world of even surfaces. As a Sydney girl, I analyse the landscape based on 'holy shit, that street would be a bitch to walk up in heels.' And then there is the fear of getting your heel stuck in between the paving. So you're constantly analysing your environment and feeling nothing as sassy or sexy and empowering as wearing heels is supposed to.

I love a good pair of 'comfortable' heels. But nothing beats walking as fast as you actually want to go.

Just to demonstrate the power of shoes, despite everything I've just said, they are still a major weakness of mine (along with oversized bags and chunky necklaces). Whether they be heels or flats - breaking into shoes is the ultimate love-hate relationship. You wear them in until they're comfortable, wear them out to the point or irreparable repair, find another love and the painful cycle starts all over again.

Love, Noeline

P.S. If the ultimate love-hate relationship in your life is a human being you should probably get that checked out.

Wednesday, 12 December 2012

How to make people think you studied journalism

How to make people think you studied journalism?
1. Own a blog.
2. Write in it. Moderately. In sentences. With paragraphs. Avoid smiley faces and keep photos to a minimum :)

I wasn't even a degree hopper. One of those people who stopped and started different courses depending on whether or not they felt like pursuing happiness or money - whichever one it happened to be at the time.

It used to infuriate me that the very people closest to me could never remember at least one of the two degrees I studied.

Oh yeah, journalism! Right?

After more than five years of correcting people, I've finally learned to take it as a compliment. So I'm a blogger. They think of me as a writer. I'll take that.

But little do people realise that a writer's insight can actually be used for more things than, well, writing.

Advertising is one of them. I studied a communications degree and majored in advertising because I've always been interested in the ways society and people think, intrigued with how they're continually changing, and excited because it means there's always something new to discover. People underestimate the amount of research that goes into making campaigns as resonant and meaningful as they are (or aren't... in which case they probably didn't do enough research).

At the same time, I've always loved art. And I think you can appreciate advertising in a similar combination of aesthetics, strategy and politics.

For similar reasons I also took up International Studies, because I love learning about different cultures and immersing myself in them. With this degree I was able to learn a new language and spend what will undoubtedly have been the best year of my life on exchange in a foreign country where it was spoken. It was great because I hate being complacent and almost need to live outside of my comfort zone - not just in terms of travel, but professionally.

In a position I thought would be better filled by a business or economics student - I recently got a new job in the finance sector. I know nothing of the stock market or share trading. Yet I was hired for my writing skills in the editing of material sent out to clients.

Same thing happened two years ago. Before working for a telco, I knew nothing about mobile technology. I couldn't tell you the difference between 3G and 4G, the value in a GB, or whether a higher or lower MHz frequency is better for your signal. But all my experience in clothing retail meant I could talk. I could sell, I was personable and knew how to build rapport.

All this reminds me of an opinion piece I came across on AdNews. "By having a hunger for personal development, focusing on how skills learnt in other industries are transferable, and an employer looking to diversify their skill base, anything is possible."

Having a specialisation is great. But dynamism and adaptability are two extremely important, undervalued assets that I think more employers need to embrace - especially in the industries that pride themselves as supposed risk takers.

Thursday, 4 October 2012

DDB: Why not? Idea


Hi DDB,

'Why not?' ideas? I have them all the time when people say I over think things.

Like the time I wanted to see what Satanism is really all about: http://love-noeline.blogspot.com.au/2009/08/enigma.html

Or the time I questioned the difference between dating someone exclusively, as opposed to being their actual girlfriend/boyfriend: http://love-noeline.blogspot.com.au/2012/09/dating-on-difficult-mode.html

Or the time I asked people what constitutes a bad kiss and who’s to blame: http://love-noeline.blogspot.com.au/2011/04/ingredients-for-bad-kiss.html

Or the time I researched why people pose for photos the same way every. single. time. Turns out it's a mental illness: http://love-noeline.blogspot.com.au/2010/11/good-side-bad-side.html

I’m passionate about blogging because it gives me a platform for deconstructing the things we take for granted to an appreciative audience.

In the words of Albert Einstein, "I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious."

I've got plenty more curiosity where this blog came from, and I hear you guys are into consumer insights. So why not hire me and help an aspiring suit put it to good use?

Cheers, Noeline