In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Why did Mary own a little lamb?
How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
Can a person with no ears wear glasses?
When people say, "I'm so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
If the day before a holiday is called Christmas Eve, is the day after Christmas Adam?
When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the next day it says "partly sunny"; what's the difference?
Can a person choke and die on a life saver?
Why do birds bob their heads when they walk?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research?
What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?
Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous? You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for?
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Why are boxing rings square?
Can good looking Eskimo girls be called hot?
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
What's the opposite of opposite?
If a robber tried to rob a dance club and yelled, "Everybody get down", would all the people start dancing?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Is there a Dr. Salt?
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